He’s a doctor, and this was a hospital-wide initiative.

Anyway, one evening he’s tasked with speaking to a youth group (aged ~13-16) about making good choices.  The hospital’s message was, essentially, that there are way more fun things a teenager can do than take drugs and practice unsafe sex.  To drive this message home, every kid was given a mini-water pistol.

For some reason, I was there that evening.  Also, for some reason, my father had made the unwise decision of pre-filling the water pistols.

Guess who convinced every single one of these teenagers that it’d be the funniest thing ever to continuously shoot water at my father during his presentation?